Confession: I buy Divers watches and take them off near water

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BorkoBorko

Discussion Starter · 4 mo ago

We are not the same sorry.

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Zzyzx

· #34 · 4 mo ago

I've never actually been to a trona mine, so everyone always wonders why I am so extreme.

Glad I got that one off my chest.

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· #49 · 4 mo ago

I've never seen the musical Hamilton, so I don't know how many liberties they may have taken with the company history.

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· #50 · 4 mo ago

Yeardley said:
Not only do I not dive with my dive watches, I don't even know how to properly pronounce 'Pelagos'

The G is pronounced like it is in "gif." Hope this helps

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· #65 · 4 mo ago

dwalby said:
I had a threesome with two women. They both told me they were turned off by my expensive wristwatch, and they prefer a large Parnis.

I almost had a threesome the other night. Unfortunately there were a couple of no-shows.

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· #70 · 4 mo ago

Ragazza said:
Ah, the old "three-minus-twosome", AKA a "onesome"

Okay, egghead, your math is starting to get a bit complicated for me. Do I look like I own a watch with a slide rule for calculations like this?

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· #80 · 4 mo ago

mconlonx said:
I live dangerously and swim with 30m watches.

With those watches, 30m refers to the distance one swims rather than the depth.

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· #82 · 4 mo ago

HarrisLam said:
I buy Divers watches and take them off IN water

I unscrew the crown while the watch is under water and whisper "You're free now, go!"

I don't normally like to self-promote, but I feel like this thread is a safe place.

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