[SkxRobbie]

I have no problem with the current availability with steel Rolex

 

[Yeardley]

The G is pronounced like it is in "gif."

This is like deja-vu all over again.

 

[Seabee1]

I have a chef kitchen and professional cookware. I order out

 

[CBennett]

I'm with you there, but I don't buy those $600-700 watches until they are reduced in price.

Thats like my "grail" price as you said id be the guy looking for the $1500a= watch thats now $600-700 or the $300-400 thats currently $160

 

[Zzyzx]

I had a threesome with two women. They both told me they were turned off by my expensive wristwatch, and they prefer a large Parnis.

I almost had a threesome the other night. Unfortunately there were a couple of no-shows.

 

[Ragazza]

I almost had a threesome the other night. Unfortunately there were a couple of no-shows.

Ah, the old "three-minus-twosome", AKA a "onesome"

 

[BorkoBorko]

Confession…… I buy Swatch watches and never wear them at all….

We are definitely not all the same.

The curse of swatch continues

 

[midshipman01]

I always can't wait to take a dive watch on its maiden voyage. I've even timed purchases of dive watches to coincide with vacations where I knew they would get a dip in some faraway ocean.

 

[Elmoe]

I have a Moonwatch but actually I have never been to the moon. Not even once.

Me too :'(

 

[Zzyzx]

Ah, the old "three-minus-twosome", AKA a "onesome"

Okay, egghead, your math is starting to get a bit complicated for me. Do I look like I own a watch with a slide rule for calculations like this?

 

[Black Majik]

Confession: I look at watches to kill time.

Chuck Norris once killed time with his bare hands.

 

[vmgotit]

“The best things in life are free”. Whomever wrote this was not a Watch person. Vance.

 

[watchandbullion]

Confession: I have never set the date on any of my watches

 

[Seabee1]

When Paul Thorpe enters the ocean wearing a dive watch...the ocean backs off

 

[Stellite]

Then you should have been wearing one of these...
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I don't own one of those, but I certainly.........

 

[msig81]

Years ago, I was sitting in my parked car when some maniac cut too close and took my mirror clean off. The car was a write-off and I never recovered. To this day, I can’t be in a parked car - I have to open the door and jump out while it’s still moving.* Can you forward your insurance details please? Tx 👍
*watch related - does anyone know what repeated impacts on asphalt do to a watch’s accuracy?

It was a green, 1994 dodge spirit. I think I was staring at my newly acquired ‘grail,’ a luminox I saw at the mall and didn’t notice I was veering over. I deeply regret the generational trauma I have caused you and I will be sending my financial particulars presently.

 

[fresh eddie fresh]

Confession: I was wearing a quartz watch the other day and still obsessively moved my wrist back and forth like I was winding the thing.

 

[Dreamth]

I never get to buy the watches before selling them...Sometimes I'm aked to buy them after sales...

 

[mconlonx]

I live dangerously and swim with 30m watches.

 

[Zzyzx]

I live dangerously and swim with 30m watches.

With those watches, 30m refers to the distance one swims rather than the depth.