"You haven't lived until you've stood in front of a couple hundred deeply opinionated and passionate church members to discuss the economic benefits of legalizing the Devil's Water." - Brother Skyefalcon6
"You guys think I know f**k nothing, but let me tell you I know f**k all." - Brother Sogeha
"Skunk from a distance is like 'that there striped animal farted marijuana.' Skunk in the fresh and in close proximity is akin to 'that there striped animal done farted police grade tear gas.'" - Brother Impoverished
"There are two types of people: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data." - Brother Justadad