Will you guys never learn?! You go 'off piste' and buy a Seiko . . . from a bloke who goes by the name of 'PainExpert'?!
You may as well stand on the top of a hill, in a thunderstorm, wearing a copper hat, yelling 'The Breitling gods are b******s!'
(With apologies to Terry Pratchett)
Cool watch though (don't tell 'them' I said that mind!):-!