Welcome, Sug.
A couple of suggestions:
1. Unsubscribe to AAFES. Those "deal of a lifetime" offers have tripped up several other WPAC members and can be hard to resist.
2. Continue to be a brand ambassador for Hirsch straps, but this time, buy the strap to fit the watch rather than buy a watch to fit the strap.
Note: both above are in benign jest.