"I wish I could poop 50 pounds in a day!"-Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs
"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace
"It's good to appear to be pious, faithful, humane, honest, and religious, and it's good to be all those things; but as long as one keeps in mind that when the need arises you can and will change into the opposite"
--Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince (Book 18)
"I believe in a God who doesn't need heavy financing." Irwin M. Fletcher, Fletch Lives, 1989