What does the winner get?

(i secretly fancy the Alexander Shorokhoff Shar 😘)

 

Me too.

They are meant to be jewelry and being completely spherical, they are an interesting novelty.

Except for that, I'll happily abstain from this thread. I'll definitely not post any offensive watches (e.g., watches with sexist or racist references) and I don't mind colorful and large watches. The title seems to suggest that these are offensive(?) in some way, but to me they are not. Depending on who's wearing them, they may all look fitting somewhere. And I don't want to judge people for their personal taste.

 

This one continues to haunt me. It's one thing to make something from scratch, but another to start from a point of beauty and need to strip all that away.

 

This has got to be the winner because they started with a beautiful object and turned it into a horror show.

 

Invicta Gladiator…..

Pure class.

 

Invicta Gladiator…..

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Pure class.

 

Rolex Datejust. Weird, puny hands, lots of text on the dial, ugly bezel (called fluted, I believe) and to top it off: a massive glass blob on the crystal. Two-tone version of it: incredibly tacky.

 

Do you have a photo of one? I can’t picture it in my mind from your description.


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How about this (think it is jacob and co)

Honorable mention to romain jeromes…

 

that pikachu one didnt seem too bad until i saw the price: "the RJ-Romain Jerome Pokémon Pikachu watch won’t be as easy to catch as a Weedle or a Caterpie; it’s limited to just 20 pieces, and retails at $20,000 (or just over £16,000)."

WHAT

 

 

 

 

I find this pretty offensive and tasteless.

 

Wow - is this a "homage thing" or do you specifically hate this Speedie lookalike? I'm really enjoying the daily hand winding interaction, and the ST19 movement behind the exhibition back is fun to see in action, even if it isn't fabulously finished.

 

So that this doesn't turn into a single Invicta bashing event:

Angular Momentum Dive Tec 500, (7,500.00 EUR)

Roger Dubuis Knights of the Round Table Mono Tourbillon, (about 500.000.00 CHF +VAT)

Konstantin Chaykin Joker Dracula, (18,970.00 EUR)

By the way, the other models from Chaykin's "Wristmons" series are also – erm – unusual…

Ulysse Nardin Hourstriker Erotica Jarretiere, (around 100,000.00 EUR)


Ulysse Nardin Minute Repeater Erotica Voyeur, (295,000.00 USD to 373,000.00 USD)

 

So that this doesn't turn into a single Invicta bashing event:

That orange one is just chef's kiss

 

 

 

Uh, you do not know what you are missing until you have it on your wrist. One of the Best screw down pushers in the business. So easy to operate. Only one better is the JLC Master compressor with half turn unlock IMHO.

The finish is magnificent.

That said, I present rest of you with THIS:

 

Now this is my kind of thread!

 

I get itchy just looking at it.

 

I have all sorts of questions...

 

 

None of them offend me and none are my personal taste. Actually, 500,000 CHF price tag on that Knights of the Round Table watch offends me slightly. But the watch itself looks kind of badass.

 

Offensive if not gaudy

 

Pretty much anything Invicta.......

Or Richard Mille..........

 

Any of those "naked people watches" get my vote, and a $$$$ UN takes the cake. Seriously $.373M (!!!) who in the hell would want that on their wrist?

Not even Invicta and RM dare to go there.

 

 

I don't even know what this is.

 

I don't even know what this is.

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actually i want that

 

I'm surprised this one didn't come out yet...Montegrappe 1, Invicta 0 😅

 

i can imagine one of the members of the band Slayer wearing this at a concert haha

 

With every post my deal breaker list gets longer!!... yikes.

 

 

 

I was FINE with look from front of the face. When I actually saw how thick it was, it put me off. (Also, did not sit right on my wrist)